Ken Is Whipped
What will it take to be your man?
Don't you know I'm your biggest fan?
I'll graduate med school
And buy a pink house
With a blue backyard pool
I'll make enough money
To keep your shoe-fetish at bay.
And when we're done, Honey,
We'll buy a beach house on the bay.
I'll buy a sports car to match your nails.
Barbra, just give me the details.
I'll take you to Paris
And read you sweet poetry.
All I need is your kiss.
Barbra, will you marry me?