Ken Is Whipped

Barbra, Barbra,

What will it take to be your man?

Barbra, Barbra,

Don't you know I'm your biggest fan?

I'll graduate med school

And buy a pink house

With a blue backyard pool

I'll make enough money

To keep your shoe-fetish at bay.

And when we're done, Honey,

We'll buy a beach house on the bay.

I'll buy a sports car to match your nails.

Barbra, just give me the details.

I'll take you to Paris

And read you sweet poetry.

All I need is your kiss.

Barbra, will you marry me?