Girl 1: This school is so austere. Let's go debase some moron.

Girl 2: Look at that crass boy. He looks like a good target.

Girl 3: He looks cadaverous.

Nerdy Boy walks in.

Nerdy Boy: Look, guys! I concocted this new potion that will force fruits and vegetables to grow to grandiose levels and end world hunger!

Girl 1: That is inconsequential.

She knocks the potion out of his hands.

Nerdy Boy: You desecrated my creation! That would've been so beneficent to all mankind! That is so disconcerting!