I feel like total shit
but I'm stuck on this God forsaken plane
for another five endless hours
plus another five waiting for the next
and finally flying home
(where I so want to be)

my nose is like a raw freaking waterfall
with my eyes a close second
my ears are killer
(I think they popped pretty bad)
and I have a nagging headache to boot

the old retard beside me
is in my damned seat
and takes up all the fucking space
when he should be on the other side of this plane

so because of my waterfalls
and sitting in the middle
I can't get the sleep I long for
to make time go by faster

the movies are okay
but the last couple of hours
are always the longest