A Poem?

I hate poetry.

Why?

I can't rhyme

Anyone can rhyme

What about symbolism?

Symbolism is stupid.

Anything can be a symbol

Like a cat or a clock!

Anyone can write a cat haiku!

Haikus, sonnets, and limericks: who cares?

I care!

Everybody cares!

I don't care.

You are writing a poem right now.

No I'm not.

Anything can be a poem.

Are you sure?

This is a poem!

See, poetry is easy!

NERD.