A Poem?
I hate poetry.
Why?
I can't rhyme
Anyone can rhyme
What about symbolism?
Symbolism is stupid.
Anything can be a symbol
Like a cat or a clock!
Anyone can write a cat haiku!
Haikus, sonnets, and limericks: who cares?
I care!
Everybody cares!
I don't care.
You are writing a poem right now.
No I'm not.
Anything can be a poem.
Are you sure?
This is a poem!
See, poetry is easy!
NERD.