The handsome knight and nobel steed,

Always a team,

Working together on every heroic deed,

Loved by all,

So imagine the knight's distress,

When he turned around

And when he turned back he was steedless,

With a very hungry dragon,

Needless to say, the knight fumed,

That he'd been abandoned,

But the steed didn't want to be BBQed,

By a very, very hungry dragon.