Harry Who? (A Letter to Twilight Fans) (To the tune of Forget You by Cee Lo Green)

Harry:

I see you screaming round him

Like he's a declared god; you're all like,

"Harry who?"

He may be hot but he's still an absolute dickwad,

but you're like "Harry who? I love boy Glitter-Glue"

Hey, if I was colder

and a hundred years older

Would you think I was cool?

Think I was cool

Admit it, you were impressed

When I aced Voldy's tests, but yeah,

"Harry who?"

Cold like a blizzard, hard skin like a lizard

Nothin I do seems to compare

Because he's a vampire and I'm just a wizard

But babe you never used to care.

I pity the fooooooool who falls in love with you

(oh she likes a fucked up plot)

Well

(she thinks stalking is hot)

Ooooh

She loves a werewolf too

Yeah and you get him as a son-in law!

I see you screaming round him

Like he's a declared god; you're all like,

"Harry who?"

He may be hot but he's still an absolute dickwad,

but you're like "Harry who? I love boy Glitter-Glue"

Now I know, this time tomorrow

You'll have forgotten that he exists

Werewolf will attack, show off his six-pack

And you won't even think to resist

I pity the fooooooool who falls in love with you

(oh she likes a fucked up plot)

Well

(she thinks pedophilia's hot)

Ooooh

She's got Twilight tattoos

Yeah and removal is painful!

I see you screaming round him

Like he's a declared god; you're all like,

"Harry who?"

He may be hot but he's still an absolute dickwad,

but you're like "Harry who? I love boy Glitter-Glue"

Hey, if I was a creature

If I threatened to eat ya

Would you think I was cool

Think I was cool

Admit it, you were impressed

My Quidditch moves were the best, but sure

"Harry who?"

And if when we screwed

You turned black and blue

Would that be enough for you?

Enough for you

Cuz sure Edward has his shtick

But I've got a broomstick-

Ron:

Too much, dude.

Hermione:

boys.

Ron:

What? Im agreeing with you!

Oo, oo, oooo…