"Urination: A Student's Sorrowful Tale"

I have to pee

But she won't let me

I really have to go

But she still says no

I guess I'll do the potty dance

Oh, never mind, I never got the chance

I've gone in my pants

My pants are all wet

And it isn't from sweat

The warm soon turns to cold

But it was just too much for me to hold

I'm done, I've went

But I've left an odd scent

I've left my mark

My pants have turned dark

It drips on the floor

As I sprint out the door

"Jake you've left a mess!"

Yells Mrs. Ness

I just kept on like marathon runners do

Because I didn't want the same thing to happen

With number two!