Ok… so, in my Snow White- Overall Opinion on Blogging Life I mentioned a 'Basic Manual for Household Survival', so I have decided to do a full edition with five rules for every fairy tale I read/blog about! So now I bring you…

Basic manual for Household Survival- Fairytale Edition.

Rule 1- For the assured survival of your daughter, it is advisable to refrain from marrying a lady who finds no problem with killing people who may be prettier than her.

Situation-
King-
*Finds random single stranger on the street.*

Right-
King-
I must refrain from talking to pretty strangers and asking them to go out with me. At least, I should get to know the stranger first.

Wrong-
King-
Hey you there! Pretty lady! Wanna become the new queen?!

Disregarding may lead to-
Possible massacre of all pretty peoples, INCLUDING your beloved daughter who was named after her skin colour.

Rule 2- Lock all doors. In the occasion that doors are not locked, kick out the person who came in, no matter how good they can clean or how pretty they look.

Situation-
Dwarves-
*Forget to lock door when going out to work.* *After a while, come back.*
Snow White-
*Breaks in and sleeps across all SEVEN beds.*

Right-
Dwarves-
Get out! We don't care about how pretty you look or how well you can clean! You broke into our house! You can be a psychopath!
Snow White-NOOO!

Wrong-
Dwarves-
You know what, you're so pretty and you can clean really well! As long as you keep the house clean, you are welcome to stay! (Even though you can be a psychopath ready to kill us in our sleep!)
Snow White-Okay!

Disregarding may lead to-
Possible death, stress, coping with mood swings, sickly sweet voices etc.

Rule 3- Refrain from letting strangers in the house, ESPECIALLY when said stranger clams innocence because they look like an old lady.

Situation-
Queen/Old lady-
You can let me inside the house! I'm old and innocent!

Right-
Snow White-
No! You can't be called innocent because you're old!

Wrong-
Snow White-
Okay! Come in!

Disregarding may lead to-
Being strangled almost to death with lace, being knocked into unconsciousness by a poisoned comb, being poisoned by an apple etc.

Rule 4- Even if the person you let in your house could've been a psychopath, don't sell her away because you felt sorry for a person on a white horse. You spent time/money on that crystal casket, remember.

Situation-
Prince-
*Comes riding by on a white horse.* *Sees Snow White.* I must keep her with me as a treasured possession!
Dwarves- No! She belongs with us!
Prince- But I cannot live without her!

Right-
Dwarves-
NO! You can be an old man in disguise! And she doesn't belong to you and isn't a desk lamp!

Wrong-
Dwarves-
… You know what, we feel sorry for you. You can keep her.

Disregarding may lead to-
Extremely stinky smell in room because of a corpse in a crystal casket, possible death to person possessing Snow White because she can be a psychopath/sociopath/zombie.

Rule 5- In the situation that a random stranger is walking around with your coffin, it is not advisable to accept a proposal. On the contrary, it is advisable to jump out and start running, like how you did while running through a forest from a hunter who was ordered to carve your heart out.

Situation-
Snow White-
Oh! I'm awake! Where am I?
Prince- You're with me now! Will you like to marry me?

Right-
Snow White- NO! Who the hell are you anyway?!

Wrong-
Snow White-
OK! Despite the fact I only know you have a pretty face, which could really be a mask anyway, I'll marry you!

Disregarding may lead to-
Unhappy marriage, based solely on looks. Expect divorce.

So, what do you think? Snow White's overall rating was 2 out of 5 slices of apple pie.

Feel free to review. And feel free to add your own rating to this fairy tale. (If you can't be bothered looking it up, I have a blog on my Blogging Life, complete with what I am told are witty comments. [Feel free to review that, too.])