Ancient alien theorist

Ancient astronaut theorists agree

That there is a possibility

That we came from the sky

We don't know why,

(But we can guestimate)

If we look into our history


And ancient astronaut theorists agree

That there are lots of similarities

In stories of creation

from every ancient nation

Adding up to solve one mystery


There are relics from the past

That will outlast the test of time

And there are people in the present

To represent outer-kind

Wondering who built the pyramids

'cause someone did

And how the Mayans knew the stars

Better than The Romans did

And how did we all get here?

And how did life begin?

Did it all start with an apple

That was more than just a metaphor for sin?


(bridge)

Oooooh, what if it were true?

And aliens were responsible for me and you?

Oooooh how else could it be?

And maybe one day they'll come back for me

Ooooh, what if it were true?

And aliens were responsible for me and you

Ooooh, just look at all the art.

Could it be that our ancestors were smart?….Nah!


There is only one explanation

We're the result of experimentation

The product of a mad scientists machine

How else can we explain Charlie Sheen?


And ancient astronaut theorists agree

That there is a strong possibility

That we came from the sky

(we don't know why)

But we can guestimate

If we look into our history.