The Terrible Awkward Stalker Poem I Wrote In Math Today
by Auryn Rei Evroren

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This math class sucks ass
So I'm thinking of you.

I'm sorry my actions
may make you feel strange-
I swear I'm not totally
and completely deranged...

The truth is, I like you,
and that's all there is
But I must admit that
social interaction is

Not an area I'm
very good at, you see,
so I often come off
as insane or crazy.

I understand your
personal bubble is yours,
and I like to think
I'm a nice person, therefore,

I swear I'll back off,
I promise! I'm through!
Just remember my bubble
can fit you in, too.