Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm a cliché,

how about you?

::

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I can't believe it's not butter,

I may have the flu.

::

Roses are red,

Violets are orange,

I thought this would be consistent,

but nothing rhymes with orange.

::

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

"Your mom is blue!"

"Yeah, fuck you too."

::

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

poetry is easy,

just make it rhyme-oo.

::

Roses are red,

This is BS,

I wish I had an idea,

that girl has a dick.

::

Roses are red,

I'm really bored,

but my mommy said-

nothing, strange little boy, she's dead.

::

Roses are red,

I have deep pockets,

shut it, pervs,

I'm talking about my jacket.

::

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I should finish this up,

and you should, too.

::

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I fucked your mom,

That joke would work better if I had a dick.

::

Roses are red,

Hey look, Vic Manana!

Happy Valentines Day,

I'm a banana.


A/N: Happy heart day, enjoy your chocolate.

Unless you're poor like me and can't afford chocolate.

...

*sobs*