Sarah is my best friend. These are some of the reasons why.
Me: "Did you know there's a difference between Hell, Purgatory, and Paradise?"
"Did you know that Pandemonium is the capital of Hell?" – Sarah
Me: "Did you know that 'P' is the capital of Pandemonium?"
"What is the capital of 'P'?!" – Sarah
Me: "What IS 'P', really?"
"Whenever I think of boy scouts I think of rape." – Sarah
"Whenever I think of Tampa I think of tampon." –Sarah
"Especially since you said big fluffy bed, I thought of big fluffy tampon." – Sarah
Randomly at lunch...
"Have you ever projectile vomited?" – Sarah
"Look at what Jakey Wakey made me!" – Sarah, showing a picture that says "I love you" written in the sand.
"And that little hole in the background was MY creation." – Sarah
Me: "…So he made that for you…and you made a hole…"
"I asked if he wanted to sit in it!" – Sarah
Me: "Hitler's death with involve unhappiness and a gas chamber."
"Just stick him in the bathroom with your dad." –Sarah
"When I was younger I used to have a contest to see how many grapes I could stick in my mouth." –Sarah
Me: "With yourself…?"
"YEAH." – Sarah
"Have you ever thought of like, a celebrity or person you thought really attractive, and then you thought of them having diarrhea?" – Sarah
Does anybody else have to deal with this?