Sent by KCchick on Monday, April 17 at 6:28 AM

Hell yeah. Chick-flick? They're the best. Better go Wednesday, after I get off work, so, you know, there aren't any old grumpy people to yell at us for laughing too hard. I'll buy.

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Sent by cFels5 on Monday, April 17 at 7:02 AM

You know it. But, I'll buy.

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Sent by KCchick on Monday, April 17 at 5:31 PM

No! I get to buy. You bought last time. Just cause you're a guy doesn't mean you get to buy everything for me. Although... my birthday's coming up, and I wouldn't mind a present. Seriously. In fact, presents are preferred.

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Sent by cFels5 on Monday April 17 at 3:08 PM

Ugh, KC, you're so stubborn. How 'bout we pay for our own stuff, deal? And do you really think I would forget your birthday?

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Sent by KCchick on Tuesday, April 18 at 6:07 AM

Yes! Of course you would forget. I doubt you can even remember your own birthday. And deal. I agree to your terms. We pay our own way.

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Sent by KCchick on Wednesday, April 19 at 11:31 PM

Worst movie ever. Not that I was expecting much better, lol. It was funny, though, in that over-dramatic way. Hey, wanna play basketball tomorrow? One on one. I'll totally kick ass. Can you bring your ball? It's cooler.

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Sent by cFels5 on Thursday, April 20 at 12:01 AM

It's on. I didn't know you had balls, KC. Of course mine would be cooler.

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Sent by KCchick on Thursday, April 20 at 6:14 AM

Get your mind out of the gutter, Fels. Geez. I am a lady, I don't need to hear your crude jokes. Would you like to have a tea party?

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Sent by cFels5 on Thursday, April 20 at 7:32 AM

You? A lady? Psh, show me a picture of you wearing a dress, and maybe I'll believe you. I hate tea, but I will eat the cookies... or biscuits... or crumpets... or whatever the hell you call them.

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Sent by KCchick on Thursday, April 20 at 7:56 PM

Hey! I am a lady. Well... a girl anyway. YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL! Ha. And actually I hate tea, too.

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Sent by KCchick on Saturday, April 22 at 3:42 PM

Little bird told me little Fels got a girlfriend. I'm happy for you :) Now I get to tease you forever. You've got a girlfriend, you've got a girlfriend! Is she pretty? Or a total freak? Send me a pic.

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Sent by cFels5 on Saturday, April 22 at 3:52 PM

Here ya go. Her name is Blaire, and she's pretty, not a freak.

Would you like to open this file?

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Sent by KCchick on Saturday, April 22 at 3:59 PM

She looks normal, I guess. Not the complete weirdo I would expect you to find.

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Sent by cFels5 on Sunday, April 23 at 1:05 PM

She is normal! Gosh, KC, you don't have to be so insulting all the time ;P Hey, ya wanna do something tomorrow?

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Sent by KCchick on Sunday, April 23 at 4:23 PM

Sure, I'm not doing anything then. I hope you got me a present?

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Sent by cFels5 on Sunday, April 23 at 5:29 PM

Present?

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Sent by KCchick on Sunday, April 23 at 7:09 PM

Omg, you forgot omg lol. You totally forgot. You said you wouldn't, but you did. Omg, lol I'm cracking up. hahahahahahahahahahaha. My bday, remember? Tomorrow? Ah, well, you still have tonight to get me something nice.

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Sent by cFels5 on Sunday, April 23 at 8:45 PM

I didn't forget. I was just testing you. I already got you something. Of course I'm not running down to the store right now. That would be tacky and not tasteful at all for my very best girl-that's-a-friend.

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Sent by KCchick on Monday, April 24 at 5:11 PM

Aw, thanks. How did you know I wanted a pair of socks with dancing ballerinas on them? You're too kind. Really. My inner phsycic abilities tell me that you might want a froggy purse for your birthday. I won't forget yours. It's in a month. Trust me, I won't forget. Are we still on for tomorrow?

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Sent by cFels5 on Monday, April 24 at 6:02 PM

I knew it! But I think your physic abilities are off a little. And sorry for short notice, but I think I've gotta cancel tomorrow :( I'm going to have to put in some overtime hours at work tomorrow if I want to keep my job.

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Sent by KCchick on Tuesday, April 25 at 6:45 AM

Oh. That sucks. Well, when are you free again? You're never busy on Wednesdays, is that good?

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Sent by cFels5 on Tuesday, April 25 at 3:30 PM

Aw, sorry KC, but I promised my girl some quality hang-out time Wednesday. Gotta go see a movie.

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Sent by KCchick on Tuesday, April 25 at 6:15 PM

So I'm not your girl anymore? That hurts :'( lol jk. Okay, so not Wednesday. What movie are you seeing together?

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Sent by cFels5 on Tuesday, April 25 at 8:01 PM

I was under the impression that you've never really been "my girl," KC. As much as I hate to admit it. And it's same one we saw last week or whenever. Love Hurts or something like that.

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Sent by KCchick on Wednesday, April 26 at 6:47 AM

Damn straight ;) You're my boy. And really? Like previously stated, worst movie ever. Hope you can stand it a second time.

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Sent by KCchick on Thursday, April 27 at 7:30 PM

Are you doing anything this Tuesday?

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Sent by KCchick on Friday, April 28 at 8:33 PM

Fels?

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Sent by KCchick on Tuesday, May 2 at 5:55 AM

Okay, so obviously not Tuesday... 'cause todays Tuesday... and you haven't answered me back yet. I'm free Saturday.

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Sent by KCchick on Thursday, May 4 at 6:47 PM

Fels? Chris? Chrissy-boo?

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Sent by KCchick on Monday, May 8 at 7:01 PM

Christopher Andrew Fels, answer me!

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Sent by KCchick on Tuesday, May 9 at 8:06 PM

Please?

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Sent by KCchick on Friday, May 12 at 9:15 PM

Why are you ignoring me?

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Sent by KCchick on Saturday, May 1 at 10:15 AM

I just felt my self-esteem level drop twenty points. You know how incredibly low it is already. Don't let them drop any lower!

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Sent by cFels on Wednesday, May 17 at 6:40 PM

I'm SOOOOOOOOO sorry. I kept meaning to get back to you, but I've been really busy. Like, I swear, I wasn't ignoring you. It's just, we don't see each other in person that much anymore, not unless we plan it on here, and I haven't had a chance to get back to you. I mean, I've been really busy with my job and stuff, and then I've been taking Blaire out for dinner every night this week, since it's her birthday and all... And don't ever call me Chrissy-boo again.

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Sent by KCchick on Wednesday, May 17 at 6:36 PM

Finally! I thought you got eaten by a giant fish! And I'll call you Chrissy-boo as much as I want. So, when are you not busy?

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Sent by cFels5 on Thursday, May 18 at 11:32 PM

Um, I got a party on Saturday, Sunday we're going to Blaire's parents' house, Monday I got a job interview, Tuesday I promised I'd babysit my brother's kid, Wednesday, me and Blaire are going to some concert, Thursday, I should be starting my first day at work if all goes as planned, Friday, me and Blaire are going out to dinner with friends... I think I'm good Saturday, though.

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Sent by KCchick on Friday, May 19 at 6:23 AM

Oh. Saturday's the only day I'm busy.

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Sent by KCchick on Monday, May 22 at 5:09 PM

Fels, we haven't seen each other in months!

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Sent by KCchick on Monday, May 22 at 5:11 PM

Okay, a couple months.

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Sent by KCchick on Monday, May 22 at 5:20 PM

Fine, a month.

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Sent by KCchick on Thursday, May 25 at 6:23 PM

Fels, I swear, if you don't answer, I am going to walk all the way to your house and... um... yeah, I don't know.

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Sent by KCchick on Sunday, May 28 at 9:19 PM

Happy Birthday! See, told you I wouldn't forget.

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Sent by KCchick on Sunday, May 28 at 11:32 PM

I'll give you your present next time I see you. Which might be... like, oh, a couple MONTHS!

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Sent by KCchick on Monday, May 29 at 12:02 AM

Look, excuse me for having a hard time believing you haven't checked your mail at all in the past two weeks. Excuse me even more for not believing you didn't check your email on your birthday.

I'm sorry, but the Chris I knew hardly went ten minutes without checking his email.

But I guess things are different now, huh?

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Sent by cFels5 on Friday, June 16 at 7:44 PM

Hey, KC, I don't know what you want me to say. I really have missed you. I just... I don't know. I've... I've been busy. And I know that isn't a good enough excuse. I don't know if you're mad at Blaire, or my job, or whatever. But I'm sorry that I get so busy with the rest of my life.

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Sent by KCchick on Saturday, June 17 at 11:04 AM

I'm not mad at Blaire or your job, retard. I'm mad at you. But I guess it isn't really your fault.

And, in case you were wondering, I tried to keep you waiting, see how you liked it, but I guess I miss you too much for that. Are you busy tomorrow?

But wait, I guess I don't want to know the answer to that.

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Sent by cFels5 on Monday, August 14 at 2:24 PM

I guess I probably don't deserve a reply after this long, but...

Nevermind. I think we both know this friendship died out awhile ago. Let's just forget about this.

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S E N D I N G

KCchick on Monday, August 14, at 3:05 PM

I don't want to forget about this.

M E S S A G E C A N C E L E D

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Sent by KCchick on Monday, August 14, at 3:25 PM

Deal. I agree to your terms.

Thanks for the good times, I guess.