Flaming Erasers and Crazy Lawyers

This is a collab written by Eppogirl and Kaya. Eppogirl wrote the first line, Kaya wrote the next, and so on. IT'S SO VERY RANDOM. We wrote it in a notebook, first XP.

There was once an eraser on the classroom floor.

I think I saw the eraser dancing.

I must be delusional.

But being delusional is fun; normal sucks because it's boring.

I believe the eraser is now on fire!

Fire, fire, FIRE! I WANNA BE AN ARSONIST WHEN I GROW UP CUZ I LIKE FIYAH!

But first, I wanna become a dentist.

Hahaha…Imma become a DENTAL ARSONIST! I burn their teeth and shove branches on fire down their throats!

Hee hee. Just kidding.

Yeah!

The fan is blowing the fire in MY direction! Ahhhh!

But I have fire manipulation powers! Take that, fire!

So instead, I turn the fire in the direction of my teacher!

And I now see a man stripping outside my classroom…NOOOOO!!! Ewww…I can see everything

The teacher screams and shuts the window blinds!

WTH? The teacher is peeking through the blinds to look at him?!

While still trying to get away from the fire,

The teacher is smiling and peeking! STILL!

She's so involved she doesn't even notice when my classmate Lani snips off six inches of my teacher's hair with scissors!

No! The teacher threw my pencil box at the man.

WHY ME? WHY NOT SOMEONE ELSE?

I take out my phone and call my Mom's lawyer.

The stripping man outside answers my call! OMG the stripping man is my mom's lawyer!

He spots me and waves.

"HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!"

I yell, "IT'S NOT APRIL FIRST! AND THAT WASN'T A JOKE!"

So I snatch my classmate Neal's nerfgun and shoot my mom's lawyer.

It turns out the gun is loaded with REAL bullets! O_o

YAY!!! I mean, what? NOOOOO!!!

I REALLY need a lawyer now…

So, me takes my phone again and call my DAD'S LAWYER!

"I accidentally killed a stripping man with a nerf gun!"

Dad's lawyer laughs. "Nerf bullets are harmless! Silly kid…"

" Buuuuuut, the nerf gun had REAL bullets in it!" But the connection is already cut off.

A light shines down from the sky, like a white laser and hits mom's lawyer. He gets up and screams "I HAVE COME BACK TO LIFE!" even if he is still clothe-less 100%

I scream! My classmates can't believe everything they're seeing! They're so shocked!

Then, a rock shaped like a butt floats forward and shoots mom's lawyer with a red laser. And he suddenly looks like a clothe-less fat-ass hobo…

He kidnaps one of my classmates and runs away with my flaming eraser!

HEY! I actually liked that eraser! So, I follow him. Good thing he's fat, I think, I don't even need to run!

When I get close enough, I stab him in the back with a rubber dagger!

I SHOULD HAVE USED MY BABY BRO'S FAVORITE RUBBER DUCKY!

That would have been better that this stupid dagger! At least I got my eraser back…I feel like bringing my classmate back, though. So I don't.

I look around cuz I'm bored I spot a burlap sack full of numbers in it. I throw 1638 numbers into my classmate's mouth so he weighs 1638 pounds! Woooohoooo! Yayza for fat peeps!

The lawyer and my classmate finally disappear down the corner. My eraser starts doing a happy jig! Yay!

The End.