Red's Pikachu is way too strong for me
Level Eighty-eight is plenty too high
Wiped out my strongest Pokémon with glee
I could almost hear his shouts of "Die, die!"
Thought I was ready to face the master
But in the end I got my face squashed in
His Pokémon, after all, was faster
And so I vowed that somehow I would win.
And so, wild Pokémon I did fight,
One by one the weak Pokémon did faint,
With a scratch, and kick, and a nasty bite,
As I did not lose, I had no complaint
And in my mind the battle rages on,
I just have one more word to say: pecan.