Melons Are All You Need

People don't need all the money in the world,

All the warmth in a blanket, cuddled up and curled.

When you get the feeling for that extra feed,

Melons are all you need.

People don't need all the love they can get,

Lots of sex off someone, they've only just met.

Dig deep in the ground and plant your seed,

Melons are all you need.

People don't need the best job in the land,

Working for a prick, who thinks he's so grand.

Up his own arse, embroiled in greed,

Melons are all you need.

People don't need a big house to their name,

Spray-tanned wankers, hungry for fame.

Signing for life, their names on the deed,

Melons are all you need.

So now you know the basic rules,

Don't mess with the armies of those tools.

When you feel like crap, you just can't succeed,

Melons are all you need.

Thanks for reading.

Please review.

Luke. Bringing you random poetry since February 2011.