Best friends forever.

B my bf.

I promise I'll make rumors bout you.

B my bf.

I promise I'll be more popular than ya.

B my bf.

I promise I'll steal ur boyfriend.

B my bf.

I promise I'll call you at 5 a.m. all drunken.

B my bf.

I promise I'll take your fave shoes n won't give them back.

B my bf.

I promise I'll work out with you n in the end I'll look thinner.

B my bf.

I promise I'll listen to you n I'll give bad advice.

B my bf.

I promise I'll tell embarrasin stories about you in parties.

B my bf.

I promise no secret from you will be kept.

B my bf.

I promise I'll talk so much you won't have chance to open your mouth.

B my bf.

I promise I'll make you do the dirty job.

B my bf.

I promise I'll give cheap gift to your birthday.

See?

I'm a very good best friend for everybody,

so do you want to be my best friend too?