A/N: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CAN'T. RESIST. WRITING. MEH! *sighs* I KNOOOOW I said I would wait BUT I JUST CAN'T NEMO!

Dory: HE SAYS, WE HAVE TO LET GO! TRUST ME!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE'S GOING TO EAT US!

Dory: NO HE'S NOT! BYE! *lets go*

Me: NOOOOOOOO!

…sorry…anyways, here we go again. *sighs* *face palm*

What? Why are you looking at me like that??? STOP STARING AT ME! Yes. I'm here again. Shut up. Yes, I know you didn't say anything but YOU KNOW WHAT-sorry…

Anyways, I know I usually start out with the whole weird things in my life thing, but today I thought we'd do something different. You know, shake it up a little since you people are obviously not going to stop following me around any time soon.

Sooo, by now, maybe you've wondered where my dad is. Anyone? Even just for the slightest second?

Well, I'm certainly not telling you so humph

FINE. I don't like talking about him though…

Well, from what I know, (not much) Dad and Mom met in college and fell and love, la-di-da, and they well…let's just say there was some alcohol and not much intelligence, or "coherence" as my Mom says, and a party and bam-Mom was pregnant.

Well, apparently, Dad kind of freaked out about that because his parents were really strict and if they found he had knocked up some girl, he'd be totally dead and cut off and would never amount to anything and just end up being a cashier at some low-end convenience story.

So, Mom said that one night he was there and the next morning he wasn't and she never saw him again.

So…yeah. Ever since then, Mom has dated a couple of guys, but nothing really…clicked, I guess. Lately, she'd been trying some online-dating stuff.

I guess you could say it was spring and flowers were blooming, and almost all the snow was gone, and love was in the air, or you could say it was just dumb luck, but little did we know Mom was about to meet her match…

A/N: *cackles* So, as suggested by lnik, this story is called The Title Of This Story May Contain Radioactivity because it sounds a LOT cooler than my idea. Does this story contain something radioactive? As of now, (plotless and in a state of excitement for Glee tonight) Lord only knows…I pray that you people managed to follow me over here, but who knows? *shrugs* XD here we go again.