"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge."

With Kelis's Milkshake blaring, I began to get ready for school.

"I know you want it. The thing that makes me… What the guys go crazy, for. They lose they minds, the way I wind. I think it's time."

"LA-LA LA-LA-LAA!" I sang along to the words, belting them out.

I knew that at any moment, Jake would bust down my door and start yelling at me to, "Turn that shit off if I want to live to see tomorrow!" I had it down to a science now. In 3…2…1…

*Bam! Crash* "Ahh, fuck! Turn that shit off if you want to see tomorrow!"

"Fuck Jake!" I hollered. "You broke my lamp! And there's another dent in the door!"

"Screw the door! Turn that fucking shit off… NOW!"

When I didn't do anything, he began to walk into my room.

"That's it!" I exclaimed.

I ran up towards his back and jumped on him. I yanked and pulled on his hair while screaming, "Get out!"

"Ughh! Knock it off!" Jake roared.

"No!" I hollered back.

And then he dropped the bomb. "Elaine! This is your only fucking warning! If you don't get off me now, I will seriously hurt you!"

His threats didn't bother me. I was used to getting banged and beat up during our fights. But no one calls me Elaine. It's Lane… Unless you wanted to die.

So I pulled at his hair harder, scratching and biting any part of him I could.

"Okay then. Just remember that you asked for it."

Beneath me, I felt him jump and begin to fall backwards. He landed on me and I let out a loud, "Umph!" I felt my head hit the hard floor and a pounding headache instantly set in.

Jake hopped off me saying, "See? I told you not to fuck with me. And now look what you get?"

I glared at him through squinted eyes. "Fuck off," I mumbled.

"Okay, but I'm taking this with me."

I heard Milkshake turn of just as it was going into the chorus.

"Nehh!" I groaned. I didn't have enough energy to put up much of a fight.

He walked out of the room, taking my iHome with him and slamming the door behind him.

While rolling around on the floor in pain, I couldn't help but think, 'What a wonderful morning. Fuck, this should be a great day.'

Kay, I know it's short. It's more of like an opening. I really hope you like it and please review your opinions. Thanx!