I ain't trying to make anyone mad,

I ain't trying to be bitter.

I ain't trying to make anyone sad.

(I ain't trying to rhyme, either, but I guess it's funny how these things work out.)

It's not like I walked outside today and said "I'm going to be mean and nasty today, just for the heck of it."

It's just,

I'm getting older,

and I guess a little wiser.

If there's one thing I've learned in my time on Earth,

it's that

there's one person you need to look out for,

someone who's your number one priority.

Yourself.

So I'm sorry if I hurt

your feelings today,

I'm just looking out for number one.