Hiya! This is my first time doing a story that wasn't a oneshot. I hope I did well. Oh, and sorry about my poor attempt at humor. PS: I don't usually put curse words in my stories, but whatever.

"How to Deal With An Annoying Guy"

That jerk. Does he honestly think that he can just dump me because he was bored with me?!! THAT (censored) (censored) JERK!!!

(As you can see. I like to rant. What? I think it's fun. Although, you clearly don't understand what I'm ranting about, do you? Don't worry I'll fill you in. Oh! By the way, my name is Addie. Short for Addison. Addison Catherine Addams. Yup, that's me.)

Ten minutes ago:

I've liked him since 4th grade. I'm in 10th grade now. Pathetic, I know. So you can only guess how ecstatic I was when he asked me out. Yea, I was happy. Really happy. Until now.

"Um, Listen. I don't really like you anymore. You bore me. So.....bye!" he said with such a happy tone that it irritated me.

Wait, what? How...subtle.

"Wait. Let me get this straight. You are breaking up with me because you are bored with me?" I asked annoyed.

"Uh, Yeah." he stated matter-of-factly.

"Yea, I saw this coming. Well, see ya." Ya imbecile.

End of memory.

Awesome, right? Well, I guess it could be worst. I could be stabbed in the head with a dagger by an evil dolphin while it totures me in ever single way possible. What? Dolphins scare me. Now, before you go saying, "But dolphins are so cute!", you're wrong. They are not cute. They kill for fun. Still like them? Well, I guess you're entitled to your own opinion.

I just realized how off topic I became. See? I'm forgetting about that idiot of a guy already. He's not worth my time anyway. MOVING ON! YEA- Owwwww!!!!!

.....It seems that during my little rampage, I rammed into a person. Have I metioned that I'm clumsy? Sorry, but deal with me.

"Hey! Do you mind getting off me?" Oh, I ran into a guy. Is he new here? I haven't seen him around. Then again, I never really payed attention to anyone other than the-guy-who-I-will-no-longer-think-of. Yea, I suck at nicknames.

"Um, Are you deaf? I said get off.", he said through gritted teeth.

Rude much?

"Oh, sorry. I didn't know that you were in a mood. PMSing, perhapsed?", I inquired.

"Bitch.", he hissed.

"Uh-huh. Fabulous comeback. Don't strain your brain too much there.", I said smartly. Okay, so I'm a smart-ass. Although, I will tell you. It is FUN being one.

"Just get away from me.", he hissed. (Again, I may add. He seems to hiss a lot. I think I'll call him Snake. Yea.....)

"Sorry, bud, but you could have left a long time ago. Although, it seems that you stayed. Interested in me, maybe?", I said with a smirk.

"Annoying bitch...", he muttered. Snake walked away with his head down in defeat.

......I won. I won. That guy's an idiot. I walked to my house with a smirk and my head held high. Today is turning out to be pretty good.

Little did I know that all of my happiness would go away the moment I walked though the doors of the evil building complex that they like to call School.

So? What do you think about it so far? Do you like it? Reviews please!

~ TheGirlYouOnceKnew