Did you hear the news today?
The walrus queen is on her way
Home from marching in the war
Stopped off at the convenience store

Look at her fancy guards
Tusks as sharp as arrowheads
Oh why does she march out in the open

It's a homecoming party for the walrus queen
She's so sweet only sixteen
But didn't you know she gets around
Ask all the men in the town!

That's right you can ask
All the walrus men
Go over to the next town
I bet even the seahorses will tell you so

They won the war
The time has come
For abstinence's reign
To end!

It's a homecoming party for the walrus queen
She's so sweet only sixteen
But didn't you know she gets around
Ask all the men in the town!

It's a homecoming party for the walrus queen
She's so sweet only sixteen
But didn't you know she gets around
Ask all the men in the town!