I can't start writing
No sir not me
I'm scared that
My papers gonna bite me

I'll put my hand on that pen
And all hell will break loose
I'll just start writing
and up pops a goose!

Oooh I got me a case of the write bites
And there just ain't no cure
Oooh got me the write bites
Of this I'm sure

Writing in a world
Where dinosaurs wear clothes
These same lizards
Hump their hoes

I just wanna write but I can't
I just wanna write but I rant
I'm just gonna write til I pant
Until it bites

Write bites gonna bite you
Write bites gonna fight you
Ohh yea got me a case
Of the write bites!

Oooh I got me a case of the write bites
And there just ain't no cure
Oooh got me the write bites
Of this I'm sure

Oooh I got me a case of the write bites
And there just ain't no cure
Oooh got me the write bites
Of this I'm sure

Yeah who's a dino now
I said who's a dino now
Dinosaurs, they go roar
They don't bite
As hard
As those who do
Those who write.