My life sucks
You wanna know why?
I thought I got me
A piece of the sky

Little did I know
I didn't get a piece
I got the whole damn thing
On an expensive lease

This girls got me on a rope
And I just can't shake free
I don't know how to cope
So someone come rescue me

She spends all my money
She laughs like it's a joke
Well I don't find it funny
I wish she'd just croak

You can say that's not nice
But it's damn true
Now I know why
They say your balls get blue

This girls got me on a rope
And I just can't shake free
I don't know how to cope
So someone come rescue me

This girls got me on a rope
And I just can't shake free
I don't know how to cope
So someone come rescue me

I'm going to leave her
And take my truck too
Damn it I can't find the keys
What's a man to do

Looks like I ain't leaving
I've got to stay
But I'll keep on trying
Each and every day

This girls got me on a rope
And I just can't shake free
I don't know how to cope
So someone come rescue me