There is a man who hasn't showered for weeks
Man oh man he reeks!
Deodorant is the treasure he seeks

He smells like a garbage can
They can smell him all the way in Pakistan
Smells like burning rubber when he tries to tan

Oh this is the story
Of the man
Who doesn't shower
Because he can

There is a man who hasn't showered for weeks
Man oh man he reeks!
Deodorant is the treasure he seeks

He smells like a garbage can
They can smell him all the way in Pakistan
Smells like burning rubber when he tries to tan

Oh this is the story
Of the man
Who doesn't shower
Because he can

He once had a girlfriend
Back in ninety-four
Turns out
She was a real whore

Then again do you blame her
This guy smells quite rancid
Like a mixture of dead human corpse
And mushed up garbage juice with a topping of fleas

There is a man who hasn't showered for weeks
Man oh man he reeks!
Deodorant is the treasure he seeks

He smells like a garbage can
They can smell him all the way in Pakistan
Smells like burning rubber when he tries to tan

Oh this is the story
Of the man
Who doesn't shower
Because he can

There is a man who hasn't showered for weeks
Man oh man he reeks!
Deodorant is the treasure he seeks

He smells like a garbage can
They can smell him all the way in Pakistan
Smells like burning rubber when he tries to tan

Oh this is the story
Of the man
Who doesn't shower
Because he can