Fred was a fine young man
With no common sense
Jumped into a pool one February morning
His balls went inside him

They were like baby cherry tomatoes
To go with his baby carrot
He realized
All his fears were true

Fred has a really small penis
Fred has a really small cock
Fred has a really small wang
Fred has a small penis

Fred has a really small penis
Fred has a really small cock
Fred has a really small wang
Fred has a small penis

Even when he was hard
It was just so small
He'd seen earthworms that were bigger
Digging away in the grass

Then Stan came along
And whipped out his bloogerflagen
Fourty feet long and three hundred wide
Imagine how much that would hurt inside
and he said

Fred has a really small penis
Fred has a really small cock
Fred has a really small wang
Fred has a small penis

Fred has a really small penis
Fred has a really small cock
Fred has a really small wang
Fred has a small penis