It's a Friday night and she's on the move
Everything is great she's got
A joint full of weed
And a bottle of whiskey

Doesn't matter that she's
Only fourteen she's ready and willing
There are lots of boys ready and able
It was like bobbing for apples
Except she wasn't bobbing for apples
She was bobbing for something else

Slow down young girl
You got your whole life ahead of you
You got plenty of time to
Get around and screw

Slow down young girl
You got your whole life ahead of you
You got plenty of time to
Get around and screw

If you don't slow down
Your going to find yourself
Infested and wrongly invested
In some simple sex-driven boy

Do you really want that?
But then again you are
Only fourteen
How can you really know
What you want?
I know you feel different

But honey listen to me
It's not worth it
Sure you're getting some
But you're biting off more than you can chew

So why don't you relax
You got plenty of time to
Get it on, take it off
2012 ain't comin anytime soon
So get off, put it on
And be careful at least won't ya?

Slow down young girl
You got your whole life ahead of you
You got plenty of time to
Get around and screw

Slow down young girl
You got your whole life ahead of you
You got plenty of time to
Get around and screw