Hello there I'm the inhuman purple nutsack!
And I'm the susceptible bitch!
Together you can call us
Nutsack and Twitch!

We have the worlds best
Cooking show!
We know how
To cook!

If you watched us
You could learn too
Ha ha ha ha
We can brew too!

So what if I'm wrinkly and purple
And I get pulled into cabs by strange men?
We can cook for you!
That is the truth!

No we dont smoke drugs
Yes I'm really a scrotum
Yes we live in hotels
No we don't own em!

Yes I am a purple inhuman nutsack
And she gets pulled into cabs
But we cook the finest
CRABS!