My friend Chrissy has a king size mattress
By the window in her room
She takes off her clothes, from head to toes
We make this bed go boom boom boom

It's sexomatic on her adjustomatic
Each time Chrissy pulls out the spoons
We're fornicating and masturbating
When we pile into her room

CHORUS
Come on baby, I'll make the gravy
When we hump on the bed
That's right baby, I'll make the gravy
When we hump on the bed

(Hump on the bed! Whooo... ow! You got it in my eye!)

I got errected when I was directed
To whip out my wood
Chrissy was on fire, took off her underwire
She never knew wood tasted so good

Before I blew it, she began to chew it
(come on)
Humping violently on the bed
(ooooh ohhh)
The bed was rocking, Chrissy wont be walking
Went in the back door instead
(oops)

Come on baby, I'll make the gravy
When we hump on the bed
That's right baby, I'll make the gravy
When we hump on the bed

Come on baby, I'll make the gravy
When we hump on the bed
That's right baby, I'll make the gravy
When we hump on the bed

-insert sex noises here-

My friend Chrissy has a king size mattress
By the window in her room
She takes off her clothes, from head to toes
We make this bed go boom boom boom

Come on baby, I'll make the gravy
When we hump on the bed
That's right baby, I'll make the gravy
When we hump on the bed

Come on baby, I'll make the gravy
When we hump on the bed
That's right baby, I'll make the gravy
When we hump on the bed