In the dead of the night
You need not be afright
A man with a gun
Is no match for the law

A kevlar vest
Protects the arm of the law
Not literally I suppose
Nor be the jaw

Mr. Policeman won't you help me
In public I saw a man stop and pee
Arrest him won't you he is probably drunk
You can drive him to the station in your trunks

And a bullet whizzes by
Embeds itself into wood
And where would we be
Without fences anyways

Criminals like sly foxes
Jump into a dumpster
Avoid that searchlight
Or jail will be your home

Mr. Policeman won't you help me
In public I saw a man stop and pee
Arrest him won't you he is probably drunk
You can drive him to the station in your trunks

The chase is on
He's in pursuit
A P.I.T maneuver
He's out of room

The bad guys luck
Isn't luck at all
In fact he says
Oh f***

Mr. Policeman won't you help me
In public I saw a man stop and pee
Arrest him won't you he is probably drunk
You can drive him to the station in your trunks

Mr. Policeman won't you help me
In public I saw a man stop and pee
Arrest him won't you he is probably drunk
You can drive him to the station in your trunks