I have two shoes
I have two eyes
I have two arms
And two balls full of surprise

And two is a wonderful number
Couples consist of two
Unless you are into polygamy
Then it's just two times twenty two

Toonies are two dollars
Two loonies is too
Where are we going too
With all that money?

I have two shoes
I have two eyes
I have two arms
And two balls full of surprise

And two tell the truth
I have a tooth
I may not be Babe Ruth
That is uncouth

Unfortunately
Unicorns only have one horn
But when I get my way
They will have two (they will have two, they will have two, they will have two)

I have two shoes
I have two eyes
I have two arms
And two balls full of surprise

I have two shoes
I have two eyes
I have two arms
And two balls full of surprise