Can someone tell me
Where I can find
A Capella
For a dime?

What is a cappela?
Does it smell nice
Do you win it
From a game of dice?

Or do you buy it
In a store
Do you trade it
For sex with a whore?

Can someone tell me
Where I can find
A Capella
For a dime?

Can someone tell me
Where I can find
A Capella
For a dime?

Please do tell me
Where I can find
The nearest capella store
It's escaped my mind

Hope capellas are on sale
If not it will be a fail
I only have five bucks
And one whale

Can someone tell me
Where I can find
A Capella
For a dime?

Can someone tell me
Where I can find
A Capella
For a dime?

I got to the store
With money in hand
The store was closed
That is not grand

Can someone tell me
Where I can find
A Capella
For a dime?

Can someone tell me
Where I can find
A Capella
For a dime?