A dove in love
Is a sight indeed
Where can I find
A trusty steed

I once seen two birds mate
I guess they were on a date
Maybe one was late
Because he had to masturbate

Doves are peculiar
Rowdy and obnoxious
Only when they have had
One two many drinks

A dove in love
Is a sight indeed
Where can I find
A trusty steed

A dove in love
Is a sight indeed
Where can I find
A trusty steed

Do doves really cry?
Or only the prince?
Do doves use Dove soap
When they rinse?

Is the world flat
Am I round
Where can these two doves
Now be found?

A dove in love
Is a sight indeed
Where can I find
A trusty steed

A dove in love
Is a sight indeed
Where can I find
A trusty steed