I am currently lacking a shirt
But most people don't mind
Except for one stout lad
He is far from glad

Oh pizza man it's me again
Do you fear my wrath
Or just my exposed chest
It's not like I said "Hey come take a bath"

Come on pizza man lighten up
I am not a slave
I bet you went and told your friends
Did I mention you are a loser?

Come on pizza man lighten up
I am not a slave
I bet you went and told your friends
Did I mention you are a loser?

I wouldn't leave a tip
Well okay I would
Want to know what it'd be?
"Stop looking at me like that if you want a tip"

So go drive off
In your rentacar
What do you think
You are some sort of pizza star?

Come on pizza man lighten up
I am not a slave
I bet you went and told your friends
Did I mention you are a loser?

Come on pizza man lighten up
I am not a slave
I bet you went and told your friends
Did I mention you are a loser?