My sister is two,

Called cute as a button,

Everyone loves her,

But I think she's rotten.

I had my project all ready,

Sitting innocently on the table,

Good enough for an 'A'.

Then my little sister,

The 'adorable' little devil,

Climbed up on a chair,

Then onto the table.

She sat there and played,

Threw my papers around,

She tore them in two,

Threw them crumpled on the ground.

She munched on the corners,

Drooled on the words,

She even pooped in the margins!

That's why my project isn't in school.

*Written for English class.