I don't need to tell you that today's fiction is bad, every writer here knows today's fiction is bad. It's the decadence: everyone is afraid to not recieve reviews or even just page views at all: today's fiction isn't worthy the memory space it is stored on. Shitty authors are ruling this website and nobody anywhere seems to know what to do. We know these stories are unfit to read and these characters are unfit to relate to ourselves, and yet we read all these series realizing that there are at least 15 new Mary Sues and 63 grammar mistakes like that's the way it is supposed to be. We know these authors are bad, -worse than bad. They're shitty, it's like every writer everywhere is turning into another shitty author, so we don't have to read anything else anymore. We sit in front our computers as the Internet is getting smaller and smaller, and all we say is "please leave me alone: let me have my computer, my videogames, my mp3 players and I won't read anything; Just leave me alone".
Well I'm not gonna leave you alone: I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest; I don't know what to do, I barely know how to handle my own fucking life. I don't want you to write to the fictionpress managers because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I barely know about plots, character development, unexpected twists and all that crap. All I know is that first, you've got to get mad. You've got to say: "I'm a writer, God damn it! My work has value!"
So I want you to get up now, go to the nearest window and yell: "I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA READ THIS SHIT ANYMORE!". Come on, do it now while you can: I'm mad as hell, I'm not gonna red this shit anymore!. Fiction have got to change, but first, you've got to get mad! Say it: "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna read this shit anymore!". We'll figure out what to do about the lazy writing, all the clichés, all the bad jokes, but first say with me: "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna read this shit anymore!", once again: "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA READ THIS SHIT ANYMORE!"
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you have seen "Network", you will get the joke, if you don't...well, now I must look like an idiot XD
See ya fellows.