Photo of an iPod.

Narrator: First… the iPod…

Photo of an iPod Nano.

Narrator: Then… the iPod Nano…

Photo of Ryan Higa and Sean Fujiyoshi's iPod Human video.

Narrator: Then… the iPod Human…

TITLE: And now…

Narrator: And now…

TITLE: The newest MP3 product from Apple…

Narrator: The newest MP3 product from Apple…

Parag jumps out from a doorway.

Narrator: The iParag!

Nicole tries to pick up Parag. She looks like she's about to hurt herself.

Narrator: The iParag is light and portable!

Parag smiles goofily.

Narrator: It has a large memory drive!

A continuation of Parag smiling goofily, but now he has two thumbs up.

Narrator: It can hold up to two and a half songs!

Nicole is on a chair in a bedroom.

Narrator: You can listen to it at home!

A continuation of Nicole on the chair in the bedroom set. Parag runs up and sings badly to Flo Rida's "Right Round."

Parag (singing): You spin my head right round, right round…

Nicole is walking in a hallway.

Narrator: You can listen to it in the halls!

A continuation of Nicole walking in the hallways. Parag runs up behind her, singing badly to Regina Spektor's "On the Radio."

Parag (singing): On the radio uh-oh! On the radio uh-oh! On the radio uh-oh!

Nicole is sitting at a desk in the classroom, working.

Narrator: You can even listen to it in class!

A continuation of Nicole sitting and working. Parag comes in, singing badly to Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." He keeps freezing up.

Parag (singing): Can't read my, can't read my, can't read my poker face! (Freeze up) Poker face! (Freeze up again) Poker face!

Nicole: Dang it! It's frozen again!

Picture of Parag with a graphic of a phone number: "1-800-4-A-PARAG."

Narrator: iParag! Order now!