Photo of an iPod.
Narrator: First… the iPod…
Photo of an iPod Nano.
Narrator: Then… the iPod Nano…
Photo of Ryan Higa and Sean Fujiyoshi's iPod Human video.
Narrator: Then… the iPod Human…
TITLE: And now…
Narrator: And now…
TITLE: The newest MP3 product from Apple…
Narrator: The newest MP3 product from Apple…
Parag jumps out from a doorway.
Narrator: The iParag!
Nicole tries to pick up Parag. She looks like she's about to hurt herself.
Narrator: The iParag is light and portable!
Parag smiles goofily.
Narrator: It has a large memory drive!
A continuation of Parag smiling goofily, but now he has two thumbs up.
Narrator: It can hold up to two and a half songs!
Nicole is on a chair in a bedroom.
Narrator: You can listen to it at home!
A continuation of Nicole on the chair in the bedroom set. Parag runs up and sings badly to Flo Rida's "Right Round."
Parag (singing): You spin my head right round, right round…
Nicole is walking in a hallway.
Narrator: You can listen to it in the halls!
A continuation of Nicole walking in the hallways. Parag runs up behind her, singing badly to Regina Spektor's "On the Radio."
Parag (singing): On the radio uh-oh! On the radio uh-oh! On the radio uh-oh!
Nicole is sitting at a desk in the classroom, working.
Narrator: You can even listen to it in class!
A continuation of Nicole sitting and working. Parag comes in, singing badly to Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." He keeps freezing up.
Parag (singing): Can't read my, can't read my, can't read my poker face! (Freeze up) Poker face! (Freeze up again) Poker face!
Nicole: Dang it! It's frozen again!
Picture of Parag with a graphic of a phone number: "1-800-4-A-PARAG."
Narrator: iParag! Order now!