Minnie Mayhem loved to play.

She'd take the neighbors dogs and cats and bury them deep in the red Gardenia meadows.

She'd Sing haunting lullaby's that in your dreams they did creep.

Minnie Mayhem, was a freak.

Minnie Mayhem watch your back.

The neighbors children think you're a hack.

They'll pull your hair and steal your things.

They'll take your dolls and watch them hang.

Keep all the knives in plain sight, or Minnie Mayhem, You'll die tonight.