I was walking to the deli to buy a newspaper when I saw some guy crawling on the ground with a miserable look on his face. At first I thought he's a homeless until I notice that he's wearing an Armani brand jacket.

"What happened, are you alright?" I asked.

"Taxi...don't go near the taxi..." he groaned.

"Why?"

"Don't...go...near...the...taxi..."

Then he passed out.

I went to ask some random stranger passing by, "What's with him?"

"I don't know and please leave me alone, it's none of my concern!" he said.

Then suddenly I remember that a new movie's coming out and I need to see it. With that said, I went to the nearest taxi cab I can find.

"To Loews Theater!" I said.

Then the cab driver turns and said, "How much you have?"

The driver looked as if he have lived several centuries, that guy's pretty old. I gave him the money and then...

"Fasten your seat belt, I want to make this ride as smooth as possible!" he said.

Once he starts the car...that's when I realize something...

"Wait a min-HOLY..." I yelled.

That guy's driving like a maniac and it's like riding a combination of crazy taxi and bumper car...with actual people getting hurt!

"YOU RAN THE RED LIGHT!" I yelled.

"Wha...I can't hear you," he said.

"YOU RAN THE RED LIGHT!"

"My hearing aid's ain't worki-"

"DID YOU JUST RAN OVER A BUNCH OF PEOPLE?"

"Stop interrupting, can't drive like that."

"WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST DROVE RIGHT THROUGH THE TRUCK!!!" I screamed.

After minutes of being jerked back and forth due to the impacts of all the vehicles, people, and buildings the cab hit, I started to feel sick but the terror kept me from vomiting. I looked through the back windshield and saw what was left of the entire neighborhood...why's that old guy still driving? I began to start praying just in case I won't be able to survive the ordeal but the hard bumps kept me from being able to do so.

But then...it's finally over!

"Okay sonny, here you go, Loews Theater." said the cab driver

"Finally..." I said

"I hope you enjoy the ride,"

Then he drove off, knocking down everything in his path while I collapsed to the ground and started to crawl toward the theater begging for help...