Waiting For You

©Goddess of Sarcasm

"Penny wants to talk to you"

"Why?"

"I dunno. She said it was important though, so you better hurry."

"Oh. Where is she?"

"She's in the gym, She said to come quick; she's got practice soon."

"Okay, I'm going."

"Hey, Emma! Penny wants to talk to you in t-"

"I know, I know, I'm going!"

"Hey Emma-"

"Penny wants to see me, I know!"

"...She does?"

"Doesn't she?"

"I wouldn't know; I came here to talk to you."

"You never talk to me."

"...I'm talking to you know."

"I can see that."

"Can you?"

"Didn't I just say I could?"

"Maybe you were lying."

"Why would I lie about that?"

"Well maybe you had your reasons."

"Ugh, I'm not wasting my time with you anymore. I'm going to go see what Penny wants."

"wait-no, don't go!"

"Here. Fine, I waited. Now what do you want?"

"...I dunno."

"Danny, you're so...ugh! you're annoying and always have been. Don't you have practice or something?

"So now you stalk me and memorize my schedule?"

"Ugh, no- that's not what I meant and you know it! Wait- why are you talking to me again?"

"'Cuz I wanna."

"...That's it? Cuz you wanna? What kind of person does that?"

"The Danny kind. You know, I've heard they're quality people."

"Not from what I've seen."

"They need time. They'll slowly start to grow on you-like a fungus!"

"...Did you just compare yourself to a fungus?"

"Yes, actually. Yes I did."

"Dannyboy, what do you want?"

"You."

"You want me? What?"

"I want to ask you something, but you're not letting me!"

"No, no, no. Don't you DARE pout. In second grade, when I wanted to talk to you, you told me girls have cooties – and then dumped a bucket of sand on my head, giving me lice. In the fifth grade, when I wanted to ask you something, you snubbed me in front of your friends. IN the sixth grade when I wanted to-"

"Okay, okay, I get it, I ignore you a lot."

"..."

"Wait, wait, where are you going... Aw crap, I did it again, didn't I?"

"..."

"Look, Emma, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! Look, I know I haven't been the nicest person, but people change! Give me a chance!"

"..."

"Wait, wait! I know what'll make you come around! See, see, see? Look at me juggle!"

"...Danny, you can't juggle."

"Hah! But I made you talk!"

"Danny... get to the point. What did you want to ask me?"

"Oh. I...um..."

"Aww, you're shy! C'mon, just spit it out."

"Alright. Emmawillyougotopromwithme?"

"What?"

"Emma, look. I know I've teased and taunted you but don't you know? That's what guys do when they like a girl! They tease them and laugh at them, and make fun of their hair-"

You made fun of my hair?"

"Emma..."

"sorry, sorry, go on."

"Look, what I'm trying to say is, I like you. I like you, I like you, and I always have. That's why I did all that stuff! To get you to notice me! So, what do you say? Will you go to prom with me, Emma? Pleeease?"

"...You now I can't resist those puppy-dog eyes."

"So it's a yes?"

"Yes, it's a-"

"WOHOO!"

"..."

"..."

"Did you just kiss me?

"Oh...was I not supposed to?"

"That was my first kiss!"

"..."

"No, no! I...liked it!

"..."

"..."

"Aww, screw it. Penny can wait."

Hola! 'Tis my first oneshot! I wanted to try dialogue only, which is actually buckets of fun!

Um... Enjoy! OH AND REVIEW!