The hip, cool place to hang out
Is still the Circle K.
We walk wherever we want to go;
There's hardly another way.
Gotta go into Madison to get some action.
Gotta head to Jendy's for some grub.
Gotta buy our groceries at the Pride;
Ain't no Wal-Mart here, bub!
Matter of fact, no Best Buy either,
But you'll get used to it soon.
It comes to this, my newcomer friend:
There's nothin' above us, 'cept the moon!
Like a traffic jam on Scenic Drive,
Like a crime in this here little town,
You best not expect much
But some homemade cookies from Farmer Brown.