The hip, cool place to hang out

Is still the Circle K.

We walk wherever we want to go;

There's hardly another way.

Gotta go into Madison to get some action.

Gotta head to Jendy's for some grub.

Gotta buy our groceries at the Pride;

Ain't no Wal-Mart here, bub!

Matter of fact, no Best Buy either,

But you'll get used to it soon.

It comes to this, my newcomer friend:

There's nothin' above us, 'cept the moon!

Like a traffic jam on Scenic Drive,

Like a crime in this here little town,

You best not expect much

But some homemade cookies from Farmer Brown.