A/N: Because ncbx is just this epic. And because she compares my poems to Mexican food, and because I actually have a Mexican friend living in Canada.

Mexicans are known for tacos

Canadians for peace

Zoe's known for craziness

And a million things in between

Dreams about crossing lakes

To get to malls with Jasper

Never ending hugs of joy,

Never ending laughter

Tie-die is her favorite color

And she tie-dies the world to peace

So never lick your best friend's belly button

And watch the slides at crystal beach

Spray the world with silly string

Hug a Turtwig doll

Mexicans in Canada?

Not so strange at all.