A/N: True story. Well, the being broke part. Go listen to it, (click on my homepage in my profile, yo). There's definitely a certain particular band's style I totally copied. It's really like a tribute to how much that band is a-rock'n.

I am broke because,
I bought you a necklace.
I bought you a large leather coat.
Spent dollars on tacos,
And non-revealing lingerie,
I bought you a latte and a bar of soap.
I spent a hundred dollars,
On silver lipstick.
I spent nine hundred on a limousine for the day.
We went to parties,
Dances, raves, and the slots,
And played in the sand castles on maximum pay.

I go home,
I question,
My actions; my motives.
I wonder,
Why I do this,
(Cause) And now I'm, I'm, I'm..
I am broke.

I am broke because,
We went to the movies.
I bought you a large fountain coke.
Spent dollars on nachos,
And bought 3D glasses,
I bought you a pancho and a pair of socks.
I spent a thousand dollars,
On a quarter collection.
I spent eight hundred on a night of drinking away.
We went to Kansas,
Tampico, and Luxembourg,
And we explored the Arctic Circle on maximum pay.

I go home,
I question,
My actions; my motives.
I wonder,
Why I do this,
(Cause) And now I'm, I'm, I'm..
I am broke.

Is it worth it,
Now that I'm broke.
You bet my,
Broke ass it was.