After a scare last Saturday where a horseman riding a massive horse size of an elephant came to the city, causing a small earthquake with each step. The horse trampled several people to death (most of them had it coming since they're muggers stupidly trying to mug the horseman but still...), I spend few hours in the hotel room hiding until 5:00 p.m. (6:00 p.m. Eastern) when nothing happened. No idea where did that horseman came from but it's scary as hell, especially since he even made some sort of a slashing gesture with his hand and sliced the guy in half from a block away for trying to shoot him. When it happened I stood still, frozen with intense fear because that guy came out of nowhere and wasted several people like it was nothing, not to mention that weird move me made with his hand...he left few minutes later. Much later as I decided that it's safe to come out, I thought I smell brimstone and started to freak out until I noticed it smelled like ribs. Turns out someone's having a barbecue nearby and I felt relieved, especially since that end of the world stuff that happened it's easy to get paranoid.
I wouldn't be surprised if Harold Camping decides to revise the prediction again and that many people would follow him, being the false prophet he is. Over the internet, one of the people I know named Will Cooper said that being that he's 89, it's likely he'll try to make the remainder of his life enjoyable to that he can pull off one of the biggest trolling heist yet!
Anyway while I was walking, I saw several people running by me and I followed them. Figuring that something's up, I decided to see what was going on and then there's dozens of people crowding around the apartment right next to "Joe's Pizzeria".
After pushing several people aside to see the big deal, there's a man floating in the air with his head touching the ceiling!
"What the hell?"
I asked the guy next to me what was going on and he said, "The hell I know,"
The floating man then started to sing "I'm In Heaven".
"What's with him?" I asked.
Then someone came and said, "The rapture happened and he was trapped by the ceiling!"
I frozed for a second and said, "If it happened then...why is he the only one?"
"I don't know and if you're wondering why he's happy, he likes attention...so yeah I guess..."
"Thank you for telling me that," I said.
Then something popped into my mind!
"Did he have a metal plate in his skull?" I asked.
Then someone answered, "I heard he had a accident years ago and fractured his skull, I'm surprised that he survived!"
This gave me the answer I needed.
"Hey, what are you doing?" someone said.
"I'm going upstairs to check something out!" I said.
"There's nothing up there but...wait!"
We came to one of the rooms upstairs and saw couple of kids giggling while messing around with a giant magnet thing...whatever it is, it's some kind of magnet but I don't know what it's called and why the family has it. After discovering the real reason why the old guy was on the ceiling, everyone left and he and his family went to have a good laugh about what happened.
"So since the rapture isn't going to happen, what are you going to do?" I asked.
"There is one thing left to do, I'll try to squeeze out few more years so I can reach 100 and brag about it on the inter-whatever you people are calling nowadays!" he laughed.
Don't you love happy endings?