I don't know how to explain this.
I don't know how to make you believe me.
This is going to sound insane but please bear with me, the details aren't important.
Yesterday I traveled back in time; way back. I saw dinosaurs and monsters we've yet to discover the remains of. I was terrified and was fighting for my life the moment I arrived and so I don't know what I did but I must have done something because when I got back to our time things had changed.
At first I didn't notice anything. The sky was blue and grass was green, apes didn't rule and animals still don't talk. This world is almost exactly like it's suppose to be except for one thing: diamonds were never a girls best friend.
This sounds crazy, I know. You only know this reality but trust me when I say this is all wrong and the day before yesterday you were living a different one, the real one. I wish I knew what I did to mess things up, I wish I could go back and change things, but I can't.
Please, God help me, believe me. Diamonds are not a girls best friend.