"Last Friday night I tweeted a picture of myself…" –Anthony Weiner

LAST FRIDAY NIGHT

(To the tune of Katy Perry's Last Friday Night)

..

Sent a tweet that someone read

Now my whole career is dead

Just because I tried to share

Honestly why do they care

Wish that they could all forget

I'd delete the internet

Wife is whining "how could you"s

One dick shot and I'm a douche

.

People saw the tweet

And they linked and linked

Was I

So wrong?

Now they cry "retire"

Just for one shot of my dong

Damn.

.

Last Friday night

I was feeling so alone

And I had my camera phone

Took some pictures of my boner

Friday night

It was just some harmless fun

Nothing that guy hasn't done

Shwartzenegger had a son!

Last Friday night

Yeah I lied, said I was hacked

Too bad no one had my back

Just a pic, cut me some slack

It's not like I broke the law

Though my wife near broke my jaw

Ow ow ow

.

This Friday night
I'll sit home in pain
This Friday night
now my balls are chained

.

Oh the texts- they found the texts

Well I think they call them sexts

Who knows what will happen next

I know I'm on house arrest

So I came out and confessed

Theres still something I don't get

Bill Clinton had oral sex

Interns bent under his desk

.

People saw the tweet

And they linked and linked

Was I

So wrong?

Now they cry "retire"

Just for one shot of my dong

Come on.

.

Last Friday night

I was feeling so alone

And I had my camera phone

Took some pictures of my boner

Friday night
It was just some harmless fun

Nothing that guy hasn't done

Shwartzenegger had a son!

Last Friday night

Yeah I lied, said I was hacked

Too bad no one had my back

Just a pic, cut me some slack

It's not like I broke the law

Though my wife near broke my jaw

Ow ow ow

.

This Friday night
I'll sit home in pain
I'll sit home in pain

This Friday night
now my balls are chained
now my balls are chained

This Friday night

.

OMFG

OMFG
OMFG

OMFG
OMFG

OMFG

.

Last Friday night

I was feeling so alone

And I had my camera phone

Took some pictures of my boner

Friday night
It was just some harmless fun

Nothing that guy hasn't done

Shwartzenegger had a son!

Last Friday night

Yeah I lied, said I was hacked

Too bad no one had my back

Just a pic, cut me some slack

It's not like I broke the law

Though my wife near broke my jaw

Ow ow ow

.

This Friday night
now my balls are chained