baby, i've been staring at your bimodal normal distribution for a while now,

and i want you like a fat mathematician wants pi.

we'll measure the circumference of your angle side side,

and i'll trace the arcs of your figure with a compass of passion.

we'll find the tangent line pressed between our bodies,

and graph the strength of our love as a function of time on an xy-plane,

because a picture is worth 1/(P(Z is greater than 3.09)) words.

baby, come study with me, because math nerds do it better.