baby, i've been staring at your bimodal normal distribution for a while now,
and i want you like a fat mathematician wants pi.
we'll measure the circumference of your angle side side,
and i'll trace the arcs of your figure with a compass of passion.
we'll find the tangent line pressed between our bodies,
and graph the strength of our love as a function of time on an xy-plane,
because a picture is worth 1/(P(Z is greater than 3.09)) words.
baby, come study with me, because math nerds do it better.