Fly with Secret Rapture Airlines, and you'll have the chance to go
On a Camping trip with Harold, but the plane won't even glow,
If a pilot then gets raptured off, to simply disappear,
Leaving no-one there to fly the plane, which needs a man to steer.
If you're someone flying on that plane, you'd really want to pray,
That you'd then be raptured up yourself, so you can get away
From a maverick, without a driver, leaving folks to fates.
But the problem is that none of that is what the Bible states.
When the Lord comes back, with angels, they will fill the views of skies
From one end of earth towards the other, gathering the guys
And the girls who follow Jesus. All the world will be aware
Of the Second coming of the Lord. The lost will face a scare.
Back in 1992, somebody thought he could predict
That the Lord was coming on the 28th, one month. Yet strict
Underscoring of the fact that only God will know the hour
(Per the Gospel) seems to go unread by people trying to scour.
Well one traveler, chose to make his flight, instead, on eagle's wings,
As Isaiah prophesied. Soon he encountered all the stings
Of a cold unfriendly congregation, shunning all every rag,
That he wore as his own fashion statement: shirt and pants that sag.
Then the pastor asked the traveler if he'd seek the Lord's desire
(Or intent) on what the traveler might adopt as his attire
On the next week, when he went to church. The traveler soon returned,
In a week, and once again became the man the parish spurned.
So the pastor asked the traveler what the good Lord did suggest
As a recommended dress code, so the man would look his best.
He said, "God told me He doesn't know, which leaves this at an end.
He said this is one church He has never chosen to attend."