Once upon a time there lived a obese cat named Cat, a anorexic dog named Dog, and a psycho bird named Mango, and a fish named Steve. They lived happily in a nice crappy house at the end of the garbage dump, which kids sometimes throw pee balloons at.
One day Cat the obese cat decided he was going to eat Steve the fish.
"I'M GONNA EAT YOU STEVE!" yelled Cat the obese cat.
"Whhhhaaaaatttt?" said Mango the psycho bird from his cage.
"I'M GONNA EAT YOU STEVE!" yelled Cat the obese cat as he jumped onto the table where Steve the fish's bowl was.
"What? Why are you gonna eat me?" asked Steve. "What the hell did I ever do to you?"
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M GONNA EAT YOU…right after I go to the bathroom", Cat the obese cat said as he jumped off the table which made a big THUMP when he hit the ground.
Cat the obese cat then made his way to the bathroom.
"OMG!" Cat the obese cat yelled. "DOG HOW MANY FREAKIN' TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO USE THE FUBREEZE WHEN YOUR DONE TAKING A CRAP!"
"I don't know and I really don't care, I'm trying to watch my soap opera!" yelled Dog the anorexic dog from the other room.
"You are such a lazy bum!" said Cat the obese cat as he sprayed the Fubreeze.
"Oh and not only did I not use the Fubreeze, but I also clogged the toilet", Dog the anorexic dog from the other room.
"YOU ASS WHERE THE HECK DO YOU SUPPOSE I GO THEN?" asked Cat the obese cat.
Dog the anorexic dog shrugged.
"Go where ever you want. It's not like it's gonna make a difference, the house is already a dump", said Dog the anorexic dog.
Steve the fish couldn't take it anymore, Cat the obese cat and Dog the anorexic dog were always fighting about something, weather it was who ate all the food (usually Cat) or who killed the dead guy in the living room.
"WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP!" yelled Steve.
Just then Mango the psycho bird started making really creepy noises.
"What the heck!" said Dog the anorexic dog as he came over to where Cat was standing.
All of a sudden Mango broke free from his cage and stabbed Steve the fish with a knife.
"Ahhhh! Ahhhh!" scream Steve the fish. "You stabbed me!"
Then Steve the fish died.
"Well that was dramatic", said Cat the obese cat.
Then Mango started coming after Dog the anorexic dog and Cat the obese cat, so they ran to the bathroom and shut the door.
"I told you we should have kept him on his medication!" screamed Cat the obese cat as Dog the anorexic dog locked all 100098 locks they had on the bullet proof door to the bathroom.
When Dog was finally done locking the 100098 locks he sat on the floor next to Cat.
Dog the anorexic dog and Cat the obese cat then herd screaming coming from outside which meant that Mango was going on another killing spree.
After sitting in silence for less then a minute Dog the anorexic dog broke the silence.
"You need to lose some weight", Dog said.
"No I don't!" answered Cat the obese cat. "I'm only 600 pounds!"
"Precisely my point!" said Dog the anorexic dog.
"Well you need to gain some weight!" said Cat the obese cat. "What are you now 0 pounds!"
"HEY!" shouted Dog the anorexic dog. "Don't make fun of me!"
After a few weeks Dog the anorexic dog and Cat the obese cat thought it would be safe to come out of the bathroom. So Dog the anorexic dog unlocked all 100098 locks and opened the bullet proof door.
"Do you really think it's safe?" asked Dog the anorexic dog.
"Dog, Mango's last killing spree only last 3 days before the FBI caught him", answered Cat the obese cat.
When Cat and Dog opened the front door to their crappy house they saw dead people everywhere.
"Well…I guess Mango's been busy", said Cat the obese as he and Dog stepped outside.
"Hey look", said Dog the anorexic dog as he pointed to a tree with dead bodies hanging from it. "It looks like Mango killed the Morgan's".
"Good", said Cat the obese cat. "They always made fun of me".
"Should we brake Mango out of jail this time?" asked Dog the anorexic dog.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~To Be Continued~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~