"WILL YOU SLOW THE FRICKEN CAR DOWN BEFORE THE COPS STOP US!" screamed Dog as he clung onto his seat belt for dear life. "Or worse you'll kill us both, and I really don't want to die next to you!"
"And what's that suppose to mean!" asked Cat as he slowed the car down a bit. "All those years I've spent with you! All those years I've spent eating your food when your not looking, keeping the house dirty and watching you clean it up, and holding up your dog hair while you puke in the toilet because I made you eat expired food means nothing to you! All twenty three long years I've spent by your side and you don't want to die next to me! WHAT THE HELL!"
"You know that all those memories you just recalled weren't the greatest ones for me", said Dog.
"Well they were for me and just so happen to be some of my favourite moments with you!"
Cat and Dog sat in silence for awhile till Dog broke the silence.
"Do you even know where the hell we're going?" Dog asked.
"Yes…Maybe…Possibly…Nope not at all", said Cat. "Maybe there's a map in the glove compartment".
Dog opened the glove compartment and looked inside.
"Nope, just condoms", Dog said.
"Well that's great, how the hell are we going to find the under ground facility Mango's in?" asked Cat.
Just then Mr. Morgan's car came to a slow stop.
"WTF?" yelled Cat. "Why the hell did it stop!"
"We're out of gas dumb ass, this is just great, we're in the middle of nowhere and we have no car!" yelled Dog.
"This is more of a piss off then when we invited Dr. Phil over for dinner", said Cat.
Dog and Cat then decided to ditch the car and hitch hike into town.
"I knew we should have gotten gas before we left town!" said Dog as he walked beside Cat down the long deserted dirt country road.
"THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!" Cat yelled as he and Dog stopped walking.
"I don't know?" Dog replied.
"YOU ARE SUCH A DUMB ASS!" Cat screamed at Dog. "I'M BEGINNING TO THINK I SHOULD HAVE CAME TO GO SAVE MANGO WITHOUT YOU! IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOUR LAZY ASS TO DRAG AROUND, I WOULD HAVE ALREADY RESCUED MANGO BY NOW!"
Dog stood in total shock, he couldn't believe Cat had said that to him. Cat and Dog had been friends since Cat was a kitten and Dog was a puppy, and never once had they ever gotten into a fight.
"FIRST OF ALL, YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO RESCUE MANGO, YOU WANTED TO EAT, AS IF YOU REALLY NEED IT! SECOND OF ALL, YOUR CALLING ME A LAZY ASS? HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOURSELF LATLEY, YOUR OBESE, YOUR SO FAT, YOU CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR BECAUSE YOU DON'T FIT!"
Cat then turn left and began making his way through a field full of cows.
"WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING!" Dog yelled to Cat.
"AWAY FROM YOU YA DAMN ANOREXIC JACK ASS!" Cat screamed back.
"FINE, YA KNOW WHAT, I'M BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU ANYWAY!" Dog yelled back, as he began walking back to the car.
Sorry I haven't posted a new chapter in a long time, my computer was being a dumb piece of shit and decided to crash, which in the process erased chapters 3, 4, and 5. So here's what I can remember of chapter 3. I will make it up to all of ya by writing a long and exciting chapter 4, and what do you all think about Cat and Dog's fight and them both deciding to go rescue Mango without each other? Review and let me know!
Rockets and Stars,